Trends that MUST disappear in 2014

Ew

                                                    Ombre hair. 

Ok, to be completely honest I liked this when it first came out. But It’s getting a little annoying because I am seeing it EVERYWHERE! It’s not even a trend anymore! More like an obsession that everybody seems to have. Sadly, I doubt this will be going anywhere soon, but a girl can hope, right?   

It look like a unicorn got sick in her hair. 

                                   Neon ombre.  

Please!!  Stop the torture!!! This takes AWFUL to a whole. new. level.  Especially if you are over the age of fourteen. I know this might seem like a huge challenge to some people, but can you PLEASE at least try to appear normal? Please? I trust your acting skills.      

Please stop.

                                                        Hair chalk. 

Really people? Really?!? This is sad. I expect more from you--you trend-setting-people. 

                                                           Spiky\Pointy things

                                         This is actually kind of frighting.

O.O

On the bright-side you always have a weapon on your foot in case of emergencies

Apparently, after adding all the spikes they couldn't afford to add a heel. 

#ProTip I shouldn't be afraid of puncturing my skin with your shoes

The sad part is....this is a real person

                  "Designer" pajamas            
                      

Think I’m kidding?

Think again. 

People actually wear these in public. I wouldn’t even wear these in the safety of my own home!! Some “upscale” ones sell for THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS. And from what I’ve seen, most make you look like a homeless person. 

No, wait. THAT IS AN INSULT TO HOMELESS PEOPLE EVERYWHERE!!!

So, do every reasonable person on this planet a favor, and help me end this trend!!!

                              

It all started with this woman....

                                       Leggings worn as pants.

Might as well carry around a sign that says "LOOK AT MY BUTT!!"

                                  

I am your friend.

                             

      Leggings with dresses. Cool
Leggings with skirts. Awesome. 
    Leggings with long tunic tops that cover your behind. Sweet. 
Leggings as pants. Ew. Gross. NoNoNopeNotaNopeNoNoNoNopeNopeNope. 

 


                                                                    Statement leggings
 Wasn't it bad enough they wear them as pants? Apparently, they couldn't stand to stop the torture there.

Popsicle and kitten leggings

I'm confuzzled

"IS THAT YOU SNOWBALL?!?"
I keep thinking i'm going to see a minion in there :/

     
                                                              Blue mascara

"Don't look them in the eye. Do not look them in the eye.

I have two reasons for picking the first picture. 1. The makeup looks particularly awful and 2. Her hat makes me laugh. 

I was reluctant to post both because, honestly, they look a little....sickly. But anywho (trying to stay on topic here), this is above and BEYOND awful. This makes you look like a seventh grader who doesn’t have a Mom who is willing to tell you when you look like a clown. I get that it's supposed to make your eyes pop but....it doesn't. 

                                         Over-the-top nail art

A little sparkle here in there is fine and can add a cute bit of detail, but when you start gluing stuff on, that is a sign that you have crossed the invisible line of cute accents to looking like a 5th graders art project. 

                So, the moral of this post is....*drumroll*....you do not have to dress like a maniac to receive attention. I know, I know, unheard of in today's society, but it is possible. How about we try to be known for having a great personality instead of......having pink hair. Or maybe you could have a reputation for always smiling instead of wearing leggings that give people migraines. Just a thought;)

Stay awesome 

~Meghan